Wardrobe

Villager: Jena

u cant tell me how 2 live my life. What the flitter did you just flotting say about me, you little fine upstanding young wickerbeast? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Oceandome Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Monsters, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Oceandome forces. You are nothing to me but just another citizen to protect. I will protect the frickle frackle out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, fine upstanding young Wickerbeast. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Oceandome and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm of protection, find upstanding young Wickerbeast. The storm that wipes out the everything and anything that ever threatened you because you're a fine young Wickerbeast You’re flipping protected, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can protect you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed protection, but I have access to the entire candy stock of the Oceandome Protection Squad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sad face off the face of the continent, you little fine upstanding Wickerbeast. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you find upstanding young Wickerbeast. I will spread love and protection and candy all over you and you will drown in it. You’re flying flustered, kiddo.

thank you for the comment!!!