Villager: THE BROKAGE, FLEX BICEPS
Villager Info
ID: #76663
Name: THE BROKAGE, FLEX BICEPS
Gender: Male
Location: Tigereye Peak
Born 8 years, 10 months ago
Career: Animal Husbandry
Owner: James
Species: Dragon
Color: Iridescent
Buffs:House: Tigereye Peak House (250/250)
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About
It is a widely told MENGEND (a very manly legend) that the village was founded by FLEX BICEP'S MIGHTY GUNS.
If that's not MENOUGH to BRONVINCE you of his MANLY MANLINESS, know that this is also the who has BROCLAIMED himself THE BROTASTIC BROGON BROKAGE and MAN-LORD of this DOMAN. Please behold his MANGRY EYEBROWS, HIP MANIME LOOK, and MANIFICENT MANSTACHE, and quiver. He is a truly MANTASTIC MAN, MANDEED.
As he will tell you, the MAN is in fact EVEN MOAR MANLY than the MENGEND states! You see, there was only one gun MANVOLVED in FLEX BICEP'S EXTREME TAKE-OVER OF THE BIG MANLY BIRD MANSION (WHICH WAS FOR BIRDS) FROM THE BIRDS.
And it, dear reader, was a water pistol. That's right; FLEX BICEPS carries upon his LIFTIN' PERSON the very weapon that could destroy him, and EVERY OTHER BROGON, if he fired it enough times.
AWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAH.
((Paintie by MelancholyKitten!))
Beautiful. Simply beautiful. Upon seeing this splendid creation, I was immediately in tears by how beautiful and.. Manly it was.
THE BES T
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Macbeth - I c h o k e d when I saw him tbh, I was the one who commissioned this manificent man and even I was not expecting so much manliness
itachi - HERE COME DAT MAN?
This is by far one of the best painties I have ever seen.
GOD DAMM
Ickyrus - IT IS LIKE A GREAT, BROODING, PINK THUNDERCLOUD
Krexxa - You're BROTALLY welcome, ayyy.
@MelancholyKitten - HE! HAS! ARRIVED!
THAT STACHE.
I really needed this mantastic manly man in my life. thank you for making my day with this paintie lmfao
THE MANLIEST MAN