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Villager: Inkling

Regardless of what Inkling may say, he's not a doctor. He's the closest thing this village has to a doctor, yes, but to say he actually is one is a bit of a stretch. His medicines cause abnormal effects in his patients, and he's been known to sew severed appendages onto the wrong part of the body. Not to mention, many of his diagnoses are made up diseases or proclaim the death of a clearly living patient.

Several rats have taken up residence in his home. If brought up in conversation, he will firmly deny their existence and immediately changes the subject. However, when no patients are present, he fondly calls them by the names he's given them.