Wardrobe

Villager: Mint

｢Your villager, Mint.. She's a good kid?｣

｢She's a good kid? A good kid?｣
｢Why? Does she help the pucking poor?｣
｢No. She sits on her ass all day, smoking herbs and smashing keyboard while she plays that pucking game.｣
｢If that's our standard for goodness... then no wonder this country's screwed.｣

｢And what about you?｣

｢What? what about me?｣

｢Hey, I didn't have the advantages that kid has. By the time I was her age, I'd already been in prison twice. I robbed beta players. I ran underground minipet race, smuggled potions.｣

｢And you consider them achievements?｣

｢These were the opportunities I had. At least I took 'em.｣
｢They got me right...pucking here! The end of the road! With a big vault and many useless villagers, and I'm stuck talking to you because no-one else gives a shirt! Oh I'm living the dream baby, and that dream is pucked, it is...pucking pucked!｣