Villager: Willem
Villager Info
ID: #302174
Name: Willem
Gender: Male
Location: Oceandome
Born 6 years, 6 months ago
Career: Animal Husbandry
Owner: Polymathema
Species: Canine
Color: Timber
Buffs:House: Oceandome House (250/250)
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About
The Muse
And you’ve had enough
And you just hope that you bleed out
But you hold on and you hold on
And there’s no one
And there’s no way out
And you drive around
And they all want to see you out
But you’ve had enough
And you’ve had enough
And you just hope that you bleed out
But you hold on and you hold on
And there’s no one
And there’s no way out
And you drive around
And they all want to see you out
But you’ve had enough
A weathered legal pad with a list of things written on it:
Old tackle box
Galoshes
Gunpowder residue
A johnny cash vinyl
Sweater vests
Bloody muzzles
A Tarnished wedding ring
Vicious Dog Sign
Turnips, beets, and carrots
An amaranthine fishing pole
A bucket of bait
Tattered city guard badge
Fog on the water
The taste of iron on the tongue
Willem is a retired city guard, which city? Uh, we’re not actually sure he doesn’t talk about it. What he does do is tend his tiny farm bordering the dense forest of Furvilla and go fishing whenever the opportunity affords him. Living with his sister, Faith, he is a hard one to get to open up, and usually remains entirely quiet unless his husband or daughter are around, at which point he can be seen slightly opening up and at least smiling a little bit more.
Heavily scarred in the face he can be a terrifying sight to see drifting toward you on the lake in his little dingy on foggy mornings. Like some horrible ghostly mariner of poetic lore, come to warn you of portents and to spread his ill tidings, but really he’d be more likely to tell you where the good fishing is if you struck up a conversation with him.
His sole joys in life seem to be a flourishing garden, a bountiful trip on the lake, his daughter Adora’s laugh, his husband Anniba’s smile, his sister in law’s quick wit, and his own sister’s wry humor.
((Yes this is one of my fucking stardew valley save file characters don’t you judge me you don’t know my life. Except maybe you do at which point you can judge me but I will likely cry.))
