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Villager: Sire Ferret

Sire Ferret is a small, busybody ferret who is third-in command to Lord King Ferret. They are always busy with a task, it being either a request from Lord King or just cleaning up after him or arranging some activity.
Sire doesn’t really have time for anything other than complying with LKF’s demands, and being their sire is so consuming that its pretty much their official career, having no other job. On the rare occasions when they’re not busy, they spend it tending to their beloved Icy Ferret, MiniSire.
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Sire quickly glances up at you as you enter to greet them. Their eyes drop back down to their work and and mumble a few things your way.
“What do you want? I’m kinda busy right now,” they say, motioning to their current task. They are dusting what seems to be… a golden statue of Lord King Ferret?
You inquire Sire about it.
They snort. “Yes, you are right about one thing, it is a statue of His Majesty the Lord King Ferret. Made of gold… not so much.”
They motion you to get closer and whisper, “It’s just a piece of plastic with basic gold paint. Lord King obviously has nothing else to spend money on but his funds are running low at the moment.” They wink at you and straighten their back. They finish dusting and place the statue back to its holder with the most care in the world.
“Well? What are you still doing here? Are you going to help me or not?”
They don't wait for your answer. Instead, they toss you a fine, gold-embroidered cloth and point to another figure.
As you head over, they call out with a hint of amusement, “And don’t doubt that that’s cheap colored thread, either.”
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