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Villager: Fufffufffufffwuffy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!.

NOPE!




Ahem. No. That's not what I am. I get it, I get it. Yeah, I look like one. Of course I do. After all, I used to be one of them, but I'm not anymore. I got some new threads. No, no, no, I don't mean the jacket. I mean a whole new look. New clothes. New colors. A new face. These days, I'm a free fox. Dunno what to call myself yet. FAUXfox? ScarfFAUX? There's a pun there, somewhere. Maybe not a good one, but a pun all the same.

Faux --- adjective

Artificial or imitation; fake
See bottom of profile for the context for this.

Anyway. Being free has its perks. No one to dictate anymore what I can or can't have. Glowing markings? Yeah, I got 'em. Screen arms that function like a TV? I got those, too! Wanna control more than one element? Hell yeah, you bet I can! Want to live literally anywhere else than the same old stuffy biomes that have been overused? Finally, a breath of fresh air. Halo? Wings? Multiple eyes and horrors beyond your wildest imagination?



I think you get the point. So, anyway, from the tips of my ears down to the bottoms of my fluff-filled shoes, I'm 5'5" tall normally. Yeah, not super tall, but you wanna know a neat party trick? I can shrink myself down to about 3 feet tall. Comes in GREAT for fitting into small places to cause misch- I mean hugging. Comes in great for hugging! What, nooooooo. Mischief? Me? Pfffft! Silly, silly! I would never~! Or would I…?

Another nice thing is that I actually don't weigh much! Kind of a perk of being, you know, a hollow fabric doll imbued with magic. Yeah! Fun stuff, right? No bones! No organs! See? Look what I can do! //turns into a fabric pretzel

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. …Ah, shoot… I'm stuck… A little help, here?

So, I mentioned before that my arms are screens. That's right! Thanks to my powers, I can use them to show pretty much anything I want them to! Weather, scenery, I can even use 'em like a TV to play games, or a computer to watch streams or videos. Huh? What do you mean, "do you have WiFi?" Do I look like a- HEY! NO! DON'T TOUCH MY EARS YOU'LL MESS UP THE SIGNAL!!! AGH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Nah, I'm just kidding. My ears don't function like that. It'd be really funny if they did, though.

Hey, uh, you got any… Phoenix Fire Hot Wings you'd be willing to share, by chance? They're my favorite! No? Awww. Okay…

Well I suppose that's enough outta me. Got things to do, places to see! These feet need to wander, so I'll see ya around!



So, the thing about the "FAUXfox" is that yes, originally, this was meant to be an official Scarfox. I had a sona design that was in the species, but several of us voided our Scarfoxes out of the species in anger after poor decision from the species management team. I had intended to bring my sona fox back into the species, and this design was commissioned specifically as a redesign for that purpose, but… Again, poor management and rules led to me changing my mind.

Not wanting the art I paid for to go to waste, I decided that I would keep it as a one-off design and the terms "Fauxfox" and "Scarffaux" are plays on the idea of a "fake" or "imitation" Scarfox. This is not meant to be confused with an offbrand, however, since this was actually intended to be registered on the official masterlist. However, now, it's just a general furry design that happens to bear resemblance to the species. Still treating it as a sona for myself though because why not? //shrugs