Villager: Chicken Nuggies
So Sorry
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Villager Info
ID: #208149
Name: Chicken Nuggies
Gender: Female
Location: Dragonsmaw Manor
Born 8 years, 4 months ago
Career: Alchemist
Owner: DogNamedCat
Feast Points: 0 (400 All-Time)
Species: Velociraptor
Color: Bearded Vulture
Buffs:House: Dragonsmaw Manor House (1/90)
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Paintie
Approved: 16 Jan 2017, 4:23 pm
Likes: 30 ♥
Tags: velociraptor chicken fowl dank livestock chicken nuggie chicken nuggies chicken nugger
About
(Paintie by me.)
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i m s or r y
i like raptors
i feel bad for this raptor
peep peep good madam
Hello chicken friend~
nugnugs
(i have more weird chicken related poems if you want lmao)
You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.
Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.
She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.
My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.