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Villager: Gladys

Never thought I'd say this, but retirement is starting to get boring. Not very boring - not a lot boring. Just a tiny bit boring. You know, between the naps. It turns out I can not, in fact, sleep all week.

Perhaps I will take up baking. Food is the best thing besides sleeping.

Today is Saturday. Yesterday was Saturday. Tomorrow will be Saturday. I have problems remembering which Saturday today is, which can be a problem if I want to do shopping at one day sales and think it's Monday-Saturday when it's actually Tuesday-Saturday, but that's a small problem.

Retirement is the best.

Retirement is amazing! I should have been retired my entire life. I have spent the past several days sleeping in front of the fire place, watching other furries wander about the stupid snow from my window, and drinking tasty warm drinks. I've never been so productive in my life!

I have decided to retire. I'm too old to go hunting around for things or set paw in the snow or any of it. I will spend the rest of my life napping, and it will be good.

If it means we have to deal with this much snow all of the time, Snow Festival should be outlawed.

Today was very productive. I rearranged the entire house, then lounged on the couch for five hours. Then I took a nap. I think I'll have salmon for dinner and turn in for the night.

The doctor got in the medicine to cure my plague. The good news is that the plague is gone. The bad news is that if I ever catch it again, I won't want to take the medicine, because I know how nasty it is. Bad tasting medicine should be outlawed.

I hate being sick more than I hate exploring in the snow. Plague should be outlawed. At least I got to see the doctor. I don't think he's interested - then again, neither am I, really - but he is very easy on the eyes.

I hate exploring in snow. It makes things hard to find and gets in my fur. Snow should be outlawed. That is all.