Wardrobe

Villager: Wanderer

Thank you for your offer, though perhaps I could be of some use in your plans of world domination?

I am an elite warrior and was top of my class, perhaps I could be your royal guard or assassin?

Speaking of assassins one time someone tried to take me down because I was THAT great of a warrior, her attempt to kill me failed and it only made me stronger!

Don't listen to those haters, us octopi are far more intelligent than any other sea or land creature.
Hell, the humans often portrayed us as the god of the ocean and destruction and believed we would one day take over if their race fell, keep at the science my octopus friend~

Hell yeah, science!