Villager: Jay
Boobrie
5
Villager Info
ID: #171307
Name: Jay
Gender: Male
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 8 years, 7 months ago
Career: Explorer
Owner: Chihiro
Species: Canine
Color: Pirate
Costume: Pirate
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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Jay no longer has a house! They will be unable to work. Please replace the house or move Jay into a FC slot.
About
Hey, name's Jay, I've come a long way, I'm looking for a place to stay!
Like, no, really. Please don't send me out again, I'm seriously tired of wandering. I want to take off my freaking boots, set up a nice house with some nice furniture, start a plushie collection, maybe tame some animals and do a job that doesn't involve knocking on doors like a vagabond.
Don't send me out with a description like "uwu im a wanderer dont keep me", I WANT TO BE KEPT. I'm done with this bullhonkey! I am a snarky pirate wolf who is DONE with being homeless, it's not fun or romantic at all! I haven't showered in weeks and I've lived on a diet of canned beans for over a month! This costume is just for show, damn the ocean and ships and 'traveling the world', I want to own a couch, damn it!
So like, you got a free house? I'll keep it clean for ya, I'll be a good tenant. Do the jobs you need me to do, be a good neighbor, no loud lawn parties past ten PM. So whaddaya say? Got room in yer town for my house-yearning vagabond butt?
Thanks to Luckyclaw for letting me visit for a few weeks, but NO THANKS for sending me out you jerk!
(if you adopt him just let me know if you change his name or anything so I can pop in on him now and then, I'd love to see if you make him a profile or something)
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Like, no, really. Please don't send me out again, I'm seriously tired of wandering. I want to take off my freaking boots, set up a nice house with some nice furniture, start a plushie collection, maybe tame some animals and do a job that doesn't involve knocking on doors like a vagabond.
Don't send me out with a description like "uwu im a wanderer dont keep me", I WANT TO BE KEPT. I'm done with this bullhonkey! I am a snarky pirate wolf who is DONE with being homeless, it's not fun or romantic at all! I haven't showered in weeks and I've lived on a diet of canned beans for over a month! This costume is just for show, damn the ocean and ships and 'traveling the world', I want to own a couch, damn it!
So like, you got a free house? I'll keep it clean for ya, I'll be a good tenant. Do the jobs you need me to do, be a good neighbor, no loud lawn parties past ten PM. So whaddaya say? Got room in yer town for my house-yearning vagabond butt?
Thanks to Luckyclaw for letting me visit for a few weeks, but NO THANKS for sending me out you jerk!
(if you adopt him just let me know if you change his name or anything so I can pop in on him now and then, I'd love to see if you make him a profile or something)
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(WHAT A PRECIOUS BABY!!!!) ♥
sexy!