Villager: Mercutio
Villager Info
ID: #141554
Name: Mercutio
Gender: Male
Location: Quetzal Palace
Born 8 years, 9 months ago
Career: Construction Worker
Owner: Garbagegremlin
Feast Points: 0 (10 All-Time)
Species: Wickerbeast
Color: Night Spotted
Buffs:House: House has been destroyed.
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About
"What the hell do you think your doing ere'? I'm Mercutio, leader of the Wickerboss Mafia, an' I don't take kindly to visitors! You better get out before I decide to be less merciful, although I can't guarantee I haven't ordered my Mafioso to give you a good beating. Fuck off."
Paintie by physicsmutt
Paintie by physicsmutt
Awesome paintie!
(I forgot to thank you for the compliment!! Guess that's what I get for pulling an all-nighter. SO... thank you! He's actually a scalified version of the character in my avatar, username, and profile picture who is actually an OC for one of my planned stories that I haven't written yet, kill me.
For some reason, your description of your act just made me imagine a scenario where Tybalt simply pokes Mercutio with a plastic sword, and the latter says "Oh! Mama-mia!" while he falls to the floor as the Mario death tune plays, haha)
(I remember lots of his quotes since I would always have to read his lines in class.
“T’is not so deep as a well, nor as wide as a church door, but t’is enough.”
“A plague o’ both your houses! I am sped.”
Now I’m just imagining the Wickerboss saying this in a deep and dramatic voice, LOL)
(Hey, saw the name of this villager and just wanted to drop by and say that I love the name Mercutio. My favorite character from R&J! And also, that's one awesome-looking villager you've got there, too.)
(Ahhhh thank you ;w;)
"Aw well a snitch has to get a moral compass one day! And then bam! Behind bars you go! Throw away the key!"
"Proclaiming yourself the leader of a mafia group? Thats one way to end up behidn bars."
(awesome paintie! :o)
( you used the wrong villager but i'ma reply XD also if you want we can just move this to like PMs or smth? i don't mind either way )
"It's probably just to keep people sane. But I'm sane. I know what I'm doing and why I'm doing it and I don't think it's insane at all."
"What's there to be concerned over though?" Jacob asked. "I don't really MIND not having a mental health."
Arkeus looked at the finely dressed Wikerbeast and grinned. "I'm not afraid of the Wickerboss Mafia. If anything, I'd love to join. Me being a doctor is simply more just a cover, though I do have real patients. But if you ever need new mafiosos, give me a call," Arkeus said, handing Merciuto his card. Arkeus turned and went, returning to his humble life as a doctor.
Jacob stared up at him for a moment before furrowing his brow confusedly. "I'm... not sure I even HAVE a mental health anymore..."