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User ID: #71500
Username: Kirurik
Last Online: 11 Aug 2025, 1:03 pm
Registered: 8 Dec 2016, 4:47 pm

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~*SIGNAL INTERRUPTION*~

wElCoMe To SmElL!

(Distorted Announcer Skull Voice)
WeLcOmE To The Kiru ClUb.

If you can SEE this you are in the club!
CoNtRaRy To WhAt YoU'vE hEaRd ThE sHoW iS nOt CaNcElEd.

(Distorted Announcer Skull Voice) *aSk AbOuT yOuR cOmPlMeNtY sLiMe ToDaaaaaaaY oR aNoThEr PrIzEeeeee...*SKREEE*.

*FANFARE SOUND*
(Distorted Announcer Skull Voice) * We're all out of *NATURAL FIBER T-Shirts and Bags Of *NATURAL FIBER Straws.
Sorry for the disappointment

They weren't popular anyways.

If you get an item you don't even have to thank me but can if you want.

*Unexplained smell of Expired Hand Sandwich enters the room*

Kiru: I hear they can make paper and fabric out of literal dung!

[Img]-Nom nom-[/img]

-Just the Renowned or Infamous Neighborhood Kaiju, Maw of Dragons previously Site Helper-

-One Drax Two Drax Three Drax AHAHAHA!-

Howdy do my name is Kiru!
Hero to some and Villain to some.
I talk to everyone and ANYONE.
I'll try to help you to the best of my ability even if I don't know what you are talking about.
Sometimes when people see me a BOSS HP BAR manifest over my head.
A rare cryptid.
Strange Creature.
I never give up.
To some I'm the nicest person in the world but to a few I'm the most eldritched vile stinky creature and a certified pOoPy head.
I'm basically Tom Bombadil.
Can't you stop talking about Kiru?
Noooo >3

-Make sure you put them back in the bags please.-

Countless legends have been told about the Chimerik.
Legends of old some forgot some of new.
Books in piles even.
One was even about evil clowns so many clowns.
One of them Kiru's arms were the wrong color.
So many they basically could fall.
Some say the books never existed or maybe people can't see the books.
Some wish she would just shut up.
I talk to anyone and everyone.
Can't stop me.

-Changes Everything Changes-

While I'm not a Site Helper anymore I still will try to assist if you need help as acting Maw Of Dragons
There are also many other helpful people on the site. <3

[Chester]-I know you mean well but I keep getting the wrong mail!

Mayor Chester said I could not be the Unofficial Mayor anymore due to confusion but said I could totally be Maw Of Dragons.
Just kidding I'm still the Unofficial Mayor.

You Would Not Give A Rock At A Food Bank

I Will Feed You French Fries

-Guess What? Dragon Butt.-
Some people can't see me spin my tail.
Spin so hard it opens a dimensional portal.
RELEASE THE OLD NON DISCLOSED GODS
Oh no..

Overcome Fear With Knowledge.
Don't Let Fear Win
Fight Hate With Kindess And Knowledge
We Could Have Been Friends The Whole Time
We Probably Like All The Same Stuff

My Trash

Same Trash Same Heart

Your Trash
NOW IN SURROUND SMELL

I'm an honest ~~to goodness~~ monster that's for sure.
*AGRESSIVE RUSTLING SOUNDS*
*Looks Directly Into The Camera*
If you are mean to me or talk bad behind my back I can't promise Kiru won't use the energy in a creative form for entertainment only purposes...OR IS IT!
BUAHAH
Like...
Build a bird house out of meat for piranhas.
Have Kiru eat a face shaped fruit roll up with the energy.
Give your energy to a booger and burn it.
Use the energy in art and sell it.
Perhaps offer it to a Tulpa or a rare Egregore.
Kiru eats the energy on a cracker.
Use it in ghostwriting and sell it.
Kiru breaks wind with her wings on the energy.
Kiru will Sleep Paralyzes read it a scary book in the dark with only her eyes lighting.
Perhaps curse your energy with a Cheeto.
Give the energy all the traffic lights.
The character Kiru might literally curse you.
If you feel like you've been cursed you'll just have to ride it out or just simply apologize.
If you try to hire a witch to attack Kiru everything will always bounce back to you and the witch.
If you throw a rock Kiru will bring it back gift-wrapped.
You should really just PM or DM me and talk.
It might have even been a misunderstanding or mistake.
Nobodies perfect let's not let that get in the way.

Can't we just be friends?

BUAHAHA!
You're still here?
It's over!

Still here?

~Up And Down Are The Same~
~Side To Side~

~Edis Ot Edis~
~Emas Eht Era Nwod Dna Pu~

-The ritual is done-

I am autistic used to be non verbal and under control pica.
I'm never intentionally malicious or mean.
What you see is what you get pretty much I don't like to hide.
I might be oblivious at times and ask for clarification.
I mostly meditate,card read and crystal ball read.
I ghostwrite, do concept art and world build.
I speak to anyone and everyone.
I paranormal investigate and fossil hunt.
I'm generally pretty chill and follow my own path.
I don't write anon anywhere I'll speak directly to you.
I'm a lone wolf that enjoys company.

Mmm fiber.
I won't take bites out your art unless you want me to.
If requested I will personally bite autograph your art all your art at the low low cost of nothing.
Always have had good taste in art it's not a suprise I hide.

Just remember even if you are different you are still loved and are meaningful never forget that.
Nobodies The Same And That's Ok.
Feel free to friend me if you want.
I'm contact friendly.
I keep my block list completely clear.

*Clears Thoat*

Dear Santa I want a fully maxed out Royal Fire Apple with slots filled with all regeneration gems.
Also can I have have the best armor maxed out as well?
Please and thank you.
Love-Kirurik

Kiru: Until next time friends don't get bit in the ectoplasm. MUAHAHA!
Curious about something or need some help or just want to Summon me PM,DM or yell my name into the void for a wish and I'll try to help you out even if it's a roleplay to the best of my ability. Should you want to summon me to a roleplay simply say Kiru 3 times and ping.

The past is the past and the future is the limit.

New friend or old friend till we meet again.
If you send me a friend request send me a PM as I may not see the friend request.

I frequently clear my comments but I do look before I clean.

-This is DMMN Your Spooky News Network Signing Off

*Crystal Ball Turns Off*

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