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He can't even throw a proper punch. He squints his eyes shut when he tries, and the entire motion is sloppy. He tries to look like a tough guy, but he's just...utterly not. The only way he could hurt you without Shadow is on his bike. He couldn't throw a proper punch to save his afterlife, with or without his ghostly power buffs. I did kind of feel sorry for him there, though. He's agreed to throw a fight in front of the woman he loves in order to get her to stop using Danny, when he currently kind of dislikes Danny AND is mad at Kitty for pulling the jealousy scheme in the first place...and his thanks for it is what probably would've been a bloody nose if he'd been alive. Seriously Danny, he doesn't have to do this. He could've just waited for Kitty to calm down on her own and realize she missed him, which probably wouldn't have been long considering her reaction when she saw he'd changed his mind about giving up. Don't try to break a guy's nose when he's doing you a favor.

Also I swear he got all the chill in the Ghost Zone XD Don't mess with his girlfriend or his bike and he's just...'nah, it's cool.' I mean, imagine how literally any other ghost that's had trouble with Danny would react if he came begging them to forgive their ex for very blatantly spite dating someone else to make them jealous because she was driving him crazy. Let alone when Danny explained that his plan involved them throwing a fight against him. (Even if I'm pretty sure that went out the window when Johnny realized Danny was taking this as an excuse to beat on him, it's just Johnny's honestly that much of a wimp in a fistfight.)

It's obvious they love each other, they just...Johnny needs to learn it's rude to pay attention to other girls when your girlfriend is right next to you, and Kitty needs some anger management.

Honestly, Johnny's always felt like the least ghost-like of the ghosts, if that makes sense. Becoming a ghost didn't really change him, he's just a teenage punk who happens to be dead. And not even a particularly tough or scary one, either. Toothpick arms, I swear.

Johnny can pass for human well enough to talk to a living therapist, but Kitty's a bit obviously dead. Plus there's the whole 'how long have you been together?' 'over twenty years' thing when they look eighteen...

On that note, did you ever notice that Johnny's voice cracks when he's freaked out?

I would suggest relationship counseling, but there's only one therapist in the Ghost Zone...and not only is she a sadistic sociopath, she's already made things worse once.

Which adds a new level to Kitty getting mad at him for nearly crashing because he was busy staring at other women. This is how you died, and you still don't know to keep your eyes on the road? Even if she did end up going a bit overboard herself, they were both being idiots.

Now if only he would actually LOOK at the road, instead of letting his attention wander...

(I'm pretty sure he and Kitty died from a combination of Johnny's distractability and bad luck, bike crash caused by him not paying enough attention tot he road and his brakes going out when he tried to stop at the last second.)

He showers. He just doesn't wash his hair. And then he complains when people call him greasy, even though I think the only thing more oily than his hair is a Nasty Burger.

Granted, I don't think he has a lair of his own. Every time Danny's met him in the Ghost Zone, he's been on the road. I don't think he likes to stay put in one place.

He is. He still objects to being called greasy, but that doesn't make it any less true. I'm pretty sure the idiot hasn't washed his hair since BEFORE he died. About twenty years ago. Someone please attack him with a bottle of shampoo.

He has the worst case of it, I swear. Every time he opens his mouth when he's in trouble, he says SOMETHING to just dig himself in deeper.Which may be related to why Danny still dislikes him.