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Username: Malibu
Gender: Male
Registered: 1 Jul 2016, 8:15 pm

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If I can sell you the American Dream
I can sell you anything

Hello. I'm Malibu, the cigar-smoking, California raised 'Wawa. I'm an older dude who likes spending my spare time working on show cars, doodling, and hanging outside with my dogs while listening to music.

I love Lowriders, oldies, my friends, and watching the sunset with all three.

It is incredibly difficult to offend me. On the flip side, it's hard for me to know when I've said something crass, so please correct me if I've upset you.

I do not take paintie commissions. Do not ask.

background credit to Sterling Davis

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    • I AM GLADS YOU LIKE IT <333


    • *snuggles the boof* I hope you are having a gewd days! <3


    • *rolls along your profile*


    • Right?! XD I adore Pip's art SO much. I wish I could draw like that. ;-;


    • Aww, thank you! >w<

      I love Malibu's design! :D


    • Good to see you here, too :)


    • My goodness it really is... Paired with a bit of alcohol, it's even worse... I popped 3 bags one evening while drinking and watching a friend stream "Brutal Doom 64", and didn't realize what I had done until I finished popping the third bag.... But it was soooooooooooo so good! DX And gah, I can completely relate. I was starting to "bite the bullet" and do exactly the same; getting something lactose-y delicious, and then staying home for the rest of the evening.... But these small over the counter pills work wonders~ You may want to consider poking your nose at them if there's a drugstore or something close by! Either pills you take with the food, or tablets you eat just before the meal~! Then there's a 30 minute window that you can stuff your face, and get none of the belly aches afterwards~ X3

      ... on second thought, that could be dangerous.... XD


    • Pfff~ A dog after my own heart~ XD I've been relatively... "good" with my eating habits since living on my own... but needless to say, midnight snacks are the best~ <3 That and all the popcorn with a netflix marathon~

      I'll start working on having pizza more often, as this dog has sadly become semi lactose intollerant... but with the help of modern medicine, he's starting to enjoy all the lactose once again~! Soon, MAC-N-CHEESE WITH REAL CHEESE SHALL RECLAIM IT'S THRONE AS THE COMMON MEAL~!


    • oh ym gosd
      thank you
      im sorry-I feel like i dont deserve it. ;;

      ILL REPAY YOU WITH SOMETHING
      JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE BIT <33333
      I think youll like it. ^^


    • Psh~ I need all the things! I just... don't have the money for it right now XD But I'll be sure to give you a good poke when I do! And it really is over all. I've been moved out for just about a month now, and I already am enjoying the fact that I'm my own houses master XD I GET TO HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT TOO~!.... xD

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